12. Miss Holiday: sorry for just coming over like this. I wanted to do this in person. Plus, I heard you had expensive beer
11. Puck: Mr. Schuester is the only teacher who ever touched me...except Mr. Rhyerson.
10. Sue: My first order of business: destroy the glee club
Will: I thought we were friends.
Sue: That got boring.
9. Terri: You have to admit that no matter how toxic our marriage was, I was always really good at taking care of you when you were sick.
Will: That's because you like me best when I'm weak.
8. Rachel: In Mr. Schuester's absence, I'd like to go around and ask everyone what solos they'd like to hear me sing at sectionals.
7. Kurt: You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.
6. Miss Holiday: Cee-Lo. That's what I'm talking about.
Santana: Excuse me. What would you like about Cee-Lo? You're like, 40.
Miss Holiday: Top 40, sweet cheeks.
5. Rachel: Hi Miss Holiday. I'd like you to know that I have a very severe bruise on my right buttocks from your game of gangsta rap musical chairs.
4. Sue: It's broccoli. When I showed it to Brittany, she began to whimper, thinking I had cut down a small tree where a family of gummy bears lived.
3. Mini- Santana: Lookin' good, Puckerman. Someone's been eating his wheaties.
Mini-Puck: [flexing] These guns are fully loaded.
Mini-Rachel: Mr. Schue, I for one, think we should use our set list for sectionals to start exploring the oeurve of one Bernadette Peters.
Mini-Brittany: Someday, I’m gonna go to Paris and visit the Oeuvre.
Mini-Mike: I just wanna dance.
Mini-Mercedes: Mr. Schuester, you look a little green.
2. Rachel: Well, at least I didn't fall and break my talent.
1. Miss Holiday: Hi, I'm Holly Holiday.
Terri: Are you a porn star or a drag queen?
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